Grady: I’ve got the coolest job in town! It’s so unfair that they won’t let me work more hours! Stupid labor laws! Don’t they realize that I should be paying them for working? It’s so awesome! See, I work at the movie theater and I get all the popcorn and soda I want for free! Which is great, but the totally awesome part is that I can watch all the movies before anyone else. It’s like I’m a VIP!
Sneak preview nights are on Thursday. All the employees can stay after work and watch the newest movie I want- for free! Now to most people that might not be that big a deal, but I’m like the biggest movie fan ever! I own two hundred fifty-five videos and one hundred DVDs! I love movies!
I’ve probably watched some of my favorites about twenty-five times each! So of course working for the theater is like a dream come true! I’ve seen every single people always switch to my line so they can ask my opinion because I’m like the town movie guru!
Just think how much money I’d be paying to do all this movie watching! This job is saving me a bundle! Oh, I forgot the best part. I also get a free ticket for a friend. So voila! Free dates right here! No more shelling out twenty bucks for a movie date! I’m off scot-free and my date doesn’t have a clue! Thinks I’m a big spender taking her to dinner and a movie! How many other poor slobs can do that?
I swear I might just keep this job forever!
Monologue Typed (03/10/10
Grady: I’ve got the coolest job in town! It’s so unfair that they won’t let me work more hours! Stupid labor laws! Don’t they realize that I should be paying them for working? It’s so awesome! See, I work at the movie theater and I get all the popcorn and soda I want for free! Which is great, but the totally awesome part is that I can watch all the movies before anyone else. It’s like I’m a VIP!
Sneak preview nights are on Thursday. All the employees can stay after work and watch the newest movie I want- for free! Now to most people that might not be that big a deal, but I’m like the biggest movie fan ever! I own two hundred fifty-five videos and one hundred DVDs! I love movies!
I’ve probably watched some of my favorites about twenty-five times each! So of course working for the theater is like a dream come true! I’ve seen every single people always switch to my line so they can ask my opinion because I’m like the town movie guru!
Just think how much money I’d be paying to do all this movie watching! This job is saving me a bundle! Oh, I forgot the best part. I also get a free ticket for a friend. So voila! Free dates right here! No more shelling out twenty bucks for a movie date! I’m off scot-free and my date doesn’t have a clue! Thinks I’m a big spender taking her to dinner and a movie! How many other poor slobs can do that?
I swear I might just keep this job forever!